We all mess up at times – such is human life. But few of us do it in as much style as this incredibly epic fail (or win, depending on your stance) of this poor, unfortunate gamer. Allow me to set the scene: you’re going to give a work presentation but your laptop decides to do yet another round of updates, so you switch to your mobile and mirror to the TV, just as the words “Elf Sex Farm is on sale” pop up on the screen.
Oops.
Cleanse your wandering eyes by watching the BG3 launch trailer! Thank me later.
Before you all scamper to find out where to get the elf game – it’s on Steam – we really need to take a moment to soak up the embarrassment that this particular Redditor felt. While no one is shaming kinks of any kind, perhaps revealing said kinks to your boss isn’t the best way to fly your freak flag. Though, of course, I doubt the OP wanted such an experience etched into their memory forever. It’s not quite as bad as getting banned from Twitch for having sex during a livestream, but few people dare to dream that big.
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Yet, in true Reddit style, embarrassment is the last emotion anyone is feeling. Instead, all the other horny gamers who also have such a game wishlisted, offer a different approach to this faux pas: “Buy it right there then inform the rest of the meeting that unfortunately something important has popped up and you’ll need to reschedule,” suggested one user. Another then continued the bit by saying, “Yeah sorry guys, unfortunately something important has popped up in my pants and you’ll need to reschedule.”
The winning comment thus far, at least for me, is this one, “OP making us think he was embarrassed when, in reality, every single one of his subordinates/colleagues/superiors is furiously checking the Steam page and bookmarking the title.” I love the idea that every single person in that meeting rushed over to Steam to see what’s up, only to discover they too share the same love of frisky elves as the OP.
I assume the OP is someone who’s already uncovered the celebration of kinks that is Baldur’s Gate 3, given their preference for elves. Otherwise, if they haven’t, they’re sleeping on an epic sex adventure that’ll tick all the right boxes for them and then some!
P.S. I was wrong. BG3 won’t tick enough boxes for them because Elf Sex Farm is far more explicit. The things I’ve seen…
Topics: Baldur's Gate 3, Steam, PC, Microsoft