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Skyrim player asks why female Argonians have breasts, gamers respond brilliantly

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Published 15:19 10 Jan 2024 GMT

Skyrim player asks why female Argonians have breasts, gamers respond brilliantly

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim players are wondering what made Bethesda give the Argonians breasts, and the answers are what you’d expect.

Sam Cawley

Sam Cawley

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim players are wondering what made Bethesda give the Argonians breasts, and the answers are what you’d expect.

I’m not ashamed to admit I almost always choose to play as an Argonian on Skyrim playthroughs. Ye, they have the worst power, breathing underwater in a game with hardly any in it, but I always felt it made more sense to the lore to be a lizard person. Dragons are big lizards, so wouldn’t the Dragonborn be a lizard too?

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Nevertheless during all my playthroughs I’ve never once questioned how the Argonians get busy in the privacy of their own homes, or what sex organs they have to make the good times happen, but apparently some people do.

Skyrim fan Key-Ad-8400 almost hesitantly made a post confessing what they were about to ask would be a “weird one” but “why do Argonian females have breasts?”

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It’s a good question, and one we desperately need answers for. Either Bethesda has an in-lore explanation or the developers are just really into lizards women.

That being said if Key-Ad-8400 wanted a genuine answer from the community, they weren’t going to find it in the comments. The majority of answers humorously leaned into inside jokes or personal head-canon as to why the Argonians are packing ballistics.

“Because otherwise Lusty Argonian Maid might not have been a bestseller.”

“hehe lizard tiddies.”

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“Hummm lizard milk.”

Of course, an in-game explanation could just be that it’s easy to make a female character model and apply it to all races, rather than create separate models depending on if they’re a human, Khajit or Argonian.

In the end, all of this discussion about what Argonians have on their chests confirms one thing, and one thing only, Todd Howard was right to call us all degenerates.

Featured Image Credit: Bethesda

Topics: Skyrim, The Elder Scrolls, Bethesda, Xbox, PlayStation, PC

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